Sex Gets Real: Episode 56

Vulva puppet, hair down there, masturbation, and porn.

First up, we are interviewing Cooper Beckett from Life on the Swingset, so if you have questions for him, get those to us by Thursday, April 30th.

This episode is a collection of all the things. If you want to help name Dawn’s new vulva puppet, just head over to her Instagram and find the picture with the puppet and add your suggestion.

We have listener stories about foursomes, threesomes, and a question about pubic hair. Plus, Dawn and Dylan talk about the kind of porn they would make because Dawn is attending the Queer Porn Film Festival in Brooklyn.

Then there’s that thing when you’re masturbating and your orgasm feels like it’s going to be a 10 but ends up being a 2.

Oh, and who do you incorporate into your phone sex or texting fantasies with your love? Dawn used Oberyn from Game of Thrones recently and it worked splendidly. Rawr.

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Episode breakdown

  • 0:52 – Dawn got a vulva puppet. She needs your help naming her. See a pic on her Instagram: @dawn_serra
  • 1:41 – Does your pussy have a name? Ours don’t. But they’re amazing, so there’s that.
  • 1:44 – Singing the Oscar Meyer song using the word “pussy”. Keeping it classy.
  • 2:29 – Liam tells us a story about a foursome where all of the girls had something in common…and he just can’t let it go.
  • 3:46 – “You fucked three women the night before your best friend’s wedding and you’re thinking about our panties?!?!”
  • 5:22 – Dylan hypothesizes that there is a very specific type of panties women wear when they want sex.
  • 6:19 – Lace thongs are not comfortable. They chafe your ass cheeks. But they sure do look good.
  • 7:23 – Beth writes in with a story about her threesome. And we approve of her email address, too.
  • 9:51 – Porn kissing. Ew!!!!
  • 10:27 – Our listener, in the middle of her threesome, gets shown a trick that she’ll never forget. Breast milk. Enough said.
  • 11:14 – We don’t usually recommend sleeping with co-workers, but when it happens like this and you can be fun and flirty afterwards, that is the best.
  • 12:23 – Arizona has some freaky group sex going on.
  • 12:43 – Hairy Harry writes in with a question about hair down there.
  • 13:25 – Do you love pubic hair?
  • 13:40 – Dylan’s face says it all on her position about pubic hair.
  • 14:45 – Dylan objects to the disco muff, and prefer’s Cameron Diaz’s phrase “a happy patch”.
  • 15:57 – When you gently tug on your pubic hair, it feels good. Dylan is skeptical.
  • 16:59 – What kind of pheromones do you love? Dylan and the wife go for armpit. Dawn likes necks.
  • 18:30 – Where else will you hear such a long conversation about the state of people’s pubic hair?
  • 19:34 – The cultural myth is that full, natural pubic hair is dirty or silly or lazy which is very shaming for women around their pubic hair. Dawn digs in.
  • 20:27 – Hhhheeeeeeyyyyyy…now I need to masturbate.
  • 20:54 – Dawn pets herself while she watches Game of Thrones. Especially if Oberyn is on. (No spoilers.)
  • 21:12 – Women and folks who are trans or gender queer are taught to have so much shame around their bodies, they internal so many messages about what’s wrong, that when someone comes along and likes something they find shameful, it can take time to undo that programming.
  • 22:47 – Dylan stopped shaving her legs over the winter and people commented on it, as if that’s their right.
  • 27:00 – We’re conditioned that if a pussy smells, something is wrong. But pussies are supposed to smell like pussy. Because it’s a pussy.
  • 27:46 – A pussy that smells like strawberries? Only cool if you’re doing it from a place of power and choice, not social conditioning.
  • 28:30 – Dawn is about to head to the Queer Porn Film Festival in Brooklyn.
  • 30:18 – Dawn asks Dylan what kind of porn she would make if she was a porn producer.
  • 32:00 – And then there was that time we practiced how we’d talk dirty if we were in an anal porn video.
  • 32:32 – The gaping ass shot – Dawn and Dylan are NOT fans of that one. What’s the purpose? Why? WHY???
  • 35:47 – Dylan adds that she has a super taboo scene she’d want to film for porn. Dirty perv.
  • 39:20 – There’s this very sexy video Dawn loves where the two people are having really good, very real sex. That gets her off big time.
  • 40:37 – Dylan shares a little masturbation story.
  • 41:10 – That thing when your orgasm totally peters out after an amazing build up.
  • 43:28 – We are interviewing Cooper Beckett this week. Get your questions to us PRONTO.
  • 43:56 – Dawn has a little phone sex fantasy around Game of Thrones. Geeking out WHILE masturbating. YES.
  • 45:58 – Lovers – incorporating your partner’s spank bank material in your phone sex or flirty texts can be really really hot.
  • 47:14 – After our interview with Joan Price, Dawn came across an article on senior sex that was interesting. You can find it here: interesting article link!
  • 49:46 – More than 1/3 of the 3,000+ people surveyed about sex feel like their sex will never get better. :(
  • 50:31 – You should be able to go into your doctor’s office and say “I’m having sex with 10 different people and here’s my situation” and without a moment’s hesitation, your doctor should go, “OK great! Let’s talk about how to keep you sexually healthy given your specific situation.”
  • 54:44 – It’s all a lie, people. All of it!

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On this week's episode of Sex Gets Real, Dawn asks for help naming her new vulva puppet, listeners share stories about a foursome and a threesome, another listener asks about pubic hair and loving it when it's long, plus DIY porn, masturbating to Game of Thrones, and wanting a baby when your marriage is falling apart.

  • Dawn
  • April 26, 2015